Pinot

It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.

Christine is one pinot away and ready to get BIG HAIR turnt!

by Barn_carn April 22, 2015

pinksockectomy

Hemorrhoid surgery. May be the removal of regular hemorrhoids or a more significant pink sock brought on by excessive anal plundering.

I can't wait to heal up from my pinksockectomy. When I do I'm going to let Michael take my smooth tight shit for a test ride.

by marzie918 June 11, 2015

Pink gonzo

The rear view of the penis tuck, used to entice your partner to engage in intercourse, especially effective when eyes are drawn on the testicles

Anthony bent over to offer Emma the perfect view of his pink gonzo. With a smile she patted the bed next to her

by Em4Anon December 3, 2016

Pinocchio

1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.

2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)

War Thunder player: "What? A stupid pinocchio killed my tank!

by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016

Pinocchipotus

A leader that consistently lies to his people.

Pinocchipotus denied the charges against him even though there was video evidence against him.

by Erock187 January 31, 2017

pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape

Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

pinrapple

A mispellt word for pineapple. Seriously dude, check what you're typing before you send or search or don't if you're fucking blind.

Homie Steve: Dude, that pinrapple milkshake was for my homie jerry and you're allergic to pinrapple, nigga u gonna die.

Nigga John: dies

by Just a nibba tryna help February 17, 2018