nobby holder

1.) A person with abnormally large sideburns

2.) A person who makes a tit of themselves at Christmas party's

what's he got on the side of his head?!? Hes a right Nobby Holder

by omex10 November 2, 2010

Nobbery

Feeling up Canadian girls against their will

I engaged in copious nobbery with some canadian bitch, lol

by poppabare April 26, 2011

Nobz Giblitz

Means gibblets of nobs. Nobs in the British sense meaning dicks. Literally "pieces of dicks".

Why do chunks of meat on the floor at a slaughterhouse look like Nobz Giblitz?

by Shanksta117 May 29, 2011

Nobese

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.

Am I fat or am I just being nobese

by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011

nobvt

A fusion of the abbrevation "obv" for obviously, and "not"

Meaning: obviously NOT

A: Microsoft just bought Skype, Skype will get even better now!

B: nobvt.

by Sogge93 November 26, 2011

Nobjela

a multipurpose gel designed for the penis

ohemgee, my penis hurts, pass me the Nobjela?

oh my god, i need some Nobjela, fast!

oh no, iv run out of Nobjela :(

by AishY123 June 21, 2011

nobla

a word that is often used to call people a nob, with a bit of added jazz to it.

1. 'do you know who ____ is?' ' omg yeah his a right nobla dont go out with him'
2. 'your a nobla'
3. most people from cannock are noblas.
4. chavs=noblas

by missfourteen. July 21, 2011