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lobia's

surgery that uses a part of your earlobe to make 'labia-grafts'! They are rolled through a machine - similar to the 'wringer' on an old washing machine - and the best bit is - if you use the part of your earlobe that was pierced you end up with an instant labia-piercing!!! They are called "Lobias"

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"Help me DR,
My labias were ripped off in a terrible accident"

DR: "that's OK you can get some lobia's"
"Really - great thanks what does this involve"
DR: "Just an earlobe graft -even comes with a piercing"
by Mamabeere June 15, 2010
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lobbysurf

Moving from hotel lobby to hotel lobby, none of which you are actually staying in, to avoid weather/crime/lonliness.
"Oh yeah, I was just lobbysurfing at the Westin Grand because Cape Town gets sketchy after dark."
by Lewisham May 10, 2010
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loboqopodol

(n) a type of brain anesthetic medicine given prior to a lobotomy
Right before the lobotomy, they pilled Jimmy up with some loboqopodol, making him lose consciousness.
by Vexium May 28, 2010
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Lobis Noobus

(Noun) A move, stroke, or combo, usually in a video game that is clearly wrong or ill conceived. Performing a lobis noobus can reveal one's "noob" status to observers.
Ex. 1: "Dude - Carl just tried to hit cross cross court on baby DK? That was such a lobis noobus"

Ex. 2: "I thought he was good at video games until he performed that lobis noobus"
by Miles26 September 12, 2010
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lobs ew

a funny way of pronouncing "loves you"
by PStarMagicTrix November 23, 2010
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Lobortiomy

A cross between a lobotomy and an abortion. The removal of a parasitic twin residing in ones brain by means of cranial abortion.
The doctor found a parasite in my abnormally large head, so he decided the best course of action would be for me to have a lobortiomy procedure.
by Terrapin2190 April 23, 2011
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lobamatized

The widespread political practice started in 2007 that deprives a majority of the population of sensitivity, vitality and (most importantly) intelligence.
Bob - Who did you vote for?
Joe - Obama
Bob - WTF?
Joe - He's going to CHANGE things.
Bob - Dude, you've been lobamatized!
by jval73 May 14, 2011
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