A cross between a lobotomy and an abortion. The removal of a parasitic twin residing in ones brain by means of cranial abortion.
The doctor found a parasite in my abnormally large head, so he decided the best course of action would be for me to have a lobortiomy procedure.
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person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?
person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
Get the before the lobotomy mug.The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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by Prof.factual February 16, 2022
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1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.
2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy
2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy
by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010
Get the Anal Lobotomy mug."Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)
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