penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

driveway penis

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers

by BentBoi April 24, 2020

penis joust

2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks

Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.

by cornuts427 May 15, 2014

mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!

I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009