The Hammerhead Maneuver

The act of splitting the head of the penis in half and then proceeding to just ram it in there

She loved when he used The Hammerhead Maneuver

The Hammerhead Maneuver by COClover69 May 25, 2014

hammerspace 

The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.

Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"

Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."

hammerspace by Czar Derpovichskilienko March 30, 2010

box of hammers 

A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.

Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.

box of hammers by Glenn Burbank August 4, 2006

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hammertiming 

To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.

yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.

Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.

you down on hammertiming?

hammertiming by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013

hamdergler 

1. (n) One who steals hamdergers.
2. (n) The worst kind of derger bandit.

I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo when some hamdergler came from out of nowhere and dergled all our hamdergers.

hamdergler by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."

Hamer Duckers by Not synnnys November 27, 2021