ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

Ghost nerd

A nerd who knows to much about Xbox or call of duty. Lives to play xbox and thrives to be better than everybody else at it. A nerd that can't be seen behind the mic of his xbox.

Daniel is a ghost nerd.

by Bobby12321 April 12, 2012

Ghost Snitching

When a person snitches on something they didn't see.

If someone robs a convenience store,you snitch on the person and you weren't a witness but you know who it is,you ghost snitching.

by Jack Sawf May 8, 2013

Ghost Racing

The act where you, our of boredom, imagine someone, or something, running/flying/swimming etc. outside one of the sidewindows in a car

A thing many people did when they were kids, but wierdly enough never mentioned to anybody (The Ghost Racer Taboo)

Jeoffrey: "Been Ghost Racing lately, Charlie"
Charlie: "Ehm... what's Ghost Racing?"
Jeoffrey: "Look it up in the Urban Dictionary"
Charlie: "Heck is that?"
Jeoffrey: "Charlie, just because you're blind, doesn't mean you cannot internet"

by ALStil1234HverFredag November 3, 2013

Ghost watch

A phenomenon where you look at wrist in order to check the time on your watch which you swore you put on before you left the house this morning and realize its not there. Can lead to ridicule if done in response to someone asking for the time and he/she realizes what just took place.

Guy1: "Dude do you have the time"
Guy2: "Yeah sure let me just check" *looks at wrist, realizes there's nothing there*
Guy2: "So...maybe I should ask someone else?"
Guy1: "Goddamn ghost watch...."

by Ism January 15, 2014

Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014

Ghostbuster's Squirt

When a girl and a boy pee at the same time in the same toilet and streams are crossing.

girl " i need to pee!"
boy " me too! lets do a Ghostbuster's Squirt"

by doomslice January 21, 2015