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Cup Fart

Evil practise of cupping fart smell direct from anus with cupped hand,then releasing pungent smell over victims nasal region,can cause sickness and vomiting
"Smell my cup fart" "Anybody has two sniffs of that is a greedy bastard"
by rudikeegan October 28, 2006
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party fart

A fart that is boisterously loud and emits little, if no, smell. In order to qualify as a party fart, said fart must be heard by at least two other people, exluding the farter.
Juan's party fart shook the room as everyone broke out into hysterical laughter.
by paranoidBernzoid July 16, 2010
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Fart Balls

A mythical state of the balls that guys refer to when a girl is giving them head and they fart.
TS. My wife was giving me head yesterday and I blew a nasty SBD. She questioned me about farting and I told her no that must be my smelly Fart Balls.
by Jaehoal J. Owns December 23, 2011
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smart fart

A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"
by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008
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farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off
quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car
by Squatdog October 26, 2003
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fart etiquette

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.
"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."
by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010
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