Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.

Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?

by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024

Carted up

Associated with a drug cartel, most commonly referring to a Mexican drug cartel.

"Don't fuck around with that man's, he's carted up"

by Marco klashnikov December 11, 2024

Carter Davis

Carter Davis is A really cool, good looking fine guy. Everyone would want a Carter Davis in their life. He sometimes becomes obsessed over you if he starts to like you and wants to spend more and more time with you even if he doesn’t say it or you can’t tell

David: hey is that Carter Davis

Carter Davis: yooooo Wsp bro

by #1 Carter Davis fan December 16, 2024

Carter

A man that has a ENORMOUS ERECT PENILE SHAFT, an drop dead handsome face, an absolutely sexy body, and beautiful hair . Carters are always so kind and welcoming, no matter the situation or who it is, these gems only come out of 1/1,000 men but when you have one around. He is an absolute sex god and is serious in the situations that count. and if you are really lucky you can get a Carter that plays the #1 sport in the world, hockey. Even though these only come 1/10,000 Carters it is worth the patience.

Boy 1: "Damn did you see that Carter? He's so cool and awesome."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."

Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."

by Totally Not Nash December 23, 2024

Careerist

Person who has no life or connections outside of work. Often single and without family, friends, and/or hobbies.

"Almost everyone in my office booked Christmas week off to spend time with family. The only person working is my careerist coworker."

"My careerist manager wants everyone to come in on Saturday. He needs to get a life."

by targthedestroyer December 26, 2024

Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.

‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’

by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025

Carter Brannon

The hottest man alive, has the most beautiful girlfriend and is very very nonchalant.

Wow Carter Brannon is so hot

by Thetotallycorrectdictionary February 3, 2025