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1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"
Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?



Nolan: Hey man whats up?

Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.

Nolan: I know what you mean broseph
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courtney lynn cartee 

She is a girl of her name. A angle of her heart. She is loyal, nice, And kind. she love people she loves many things. But she is very emotional at times. But she will always keep her words.
Courtney Lynn Cartee is my favorite youtuber other known as CourtneyFRG.

cartlebark 

v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!

Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
cartlebark by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023

Jimmy Carter 

Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.

He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!

Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019

The Vince Carter Paradox 

When someone or something is repeatedly called overrated to the point that it becomes underrated by proxy.

Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Guy 1: Everyone I know says Avengers: Endgame was really overrated.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.
Complicated one this is. Intelligent, cute, fearless, mysterious, and very well-rounded. Can also be selfish, possessive, sensitive, too caring, not caring at all, and a bit of an asshole. Superb kisser. An absolute god in bed. Easy to fall in love with. He's either the best thing for you, or the worst.
Cartez is super honest and a great friend.
Cartez by omgthatsparis March 14, 2017

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.
That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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