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school bus 

A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.
I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.
school bus by eleveador March 6, 2014
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Short Bus 

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
Short Bus by Kristiano November 23, 2017
Related Words
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Take the late bus 

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches
"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

school bus driver 

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.
school bus driver by almost June 22, 2004
Columbus, Ohio: The most miserable, pathetic turd of a city ever shat into existence.
You: "You know what's good to do in c-bus?"

Friend: "Pack up and get the fuck out!"
C-bus by bungpiece October 18, 2008
To Bus someone(or to pull a bus on someone) (V):

To inconspicously push someone into their "crush".
(Derrived when i did that to a friend right before boarding a bus)
"Man, I pulled a bus on Mary and she was so mad!"
To Bus by Carltoast February 28, 2004

driving bus 

To lurk on a forum; that is, to look but not post

Rarely used except amongst certain groups. Derivative of drive bus
-Drive bus, Bighat (Lurk more, Newbie)
-But I've been driving bus for months!
-BANNED
driving bus by Psimonkey January 9, 2006