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ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
by Kelcie January 26, 2006
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funky ass flea bass

1. The funky sound generated by advanced slapping techniques on a basss guitar. Made awesome by Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bass guitarist.

2. Funky ass bass riff
1. Add a little lust to the funky ass flea bass.

2. Lay down some of that funky ass flea bass.
by farenheights April 20, 2005
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dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
by bluebear March 31, 2020
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Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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talking out of your ass

Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.
Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"

Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".
by Alfred Pistachio June 1, 2016
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lazy ass mo fo

someone who can't get there sorry ass out of a chair
YOu lazy ass mo fo get the hell of my couch
by billy bob August 24, 2003
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can of whoop ass

the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).
"For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"
by dingogal May 30, 2006
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