Shit-kicker

Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.

"George just said that vaccines cause global warming!"
"Ignore him, he's just a shit-kicker."

by Metaphoricaltigers July 4, 2019

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Talking shit

The kinda crap my mom talks about my dad, other people she knows, and strangers.

Mom: {my name}, why would that woman wear something that draws attention to her ass when it's so big?
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn

by not_agreste July 13, 2019