Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

it's just me and my bros like warner

Bare lines homerton brought in Daily duppy mate!

(Do the t-bop firstly)
Listen...
Look..
Fresh out the cage for a slaughter
Damn, I was stunned when the case got brought up
It's just me and my bros like Warner
Hold up, wait, let me take that corner

by anonymous November 11, 2020

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

by Jordan March 14, 2005

oh my god thats so stright

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.

Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER

by dirty little bitch March 2, 2008

i just put my dick up there

It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll

'last night I just put my dick up there and it felt wonderful '

by Master. Bates July 11, 2017

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019