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When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
Top Gun by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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Top Hat Tattoo 

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
Top Hat Tattoo by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Top shagger 

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

Top shagger 

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger
Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.
'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'
Top Dozer by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022
A: y’all heard of Minh Ho?
B: nah who’s that?
A: Bro it’s the fuckin Top G
Top G by anonymous July 12, 2022