Texttroduce

To introduce someone or someones via text messenger or any form of messenger platform.

Once Ian and Shelley are ready to meet, I will texttroduce them.

by boomersic January 13, 2022

textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

tettays

Clive Owen's way of saying "titties."

Is this all you wanted to talk to me about? Cows and tettays?

by Petey McSampson March 27, 2008

textacompolition

A colletion of documents created by texting

I looked in my phone and had a textacompolition of your night!

by the word people May 18, 2009

textacompolition

A colletion of documents created by texting

I looked in my phone and had a textacompolition of your night!

by the word people May 18, 2009

textafusion

1. Confusion while texting because of un heard sarcasm or puns, often when one member is joking and the other is serious

2. When you text drunken

3. the act of texting the wrong number not realizing its th wrong number

1 ex. of textafusion

male N "ohhh ya cause your so ugly"
female J " you think im ugly;(;(;("
male N "no i was just jokin babe"
female J "sure"
male N " can i call you?"
female J "yeah."

ex 2. Drunk roomate" jhi89 boobies heu dy you wahhna coma toe mi house?"

sober roomate "what?"

drunk roomate "lats gave rome fun"

sober roomate "are you drunk?"

drunk roomate "kanda hahja f pinda"

isober roomate "imma call you a cab"

by noldizzle bishizzle February 4, 2010

Textalizer

A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!

OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!

by Exsalad January 4, 2010