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toss salad 

To have your hole properly licked for hours.
My slave likes to toss salad for hours. I was sitting on his face. I loved it.
toss salad by Mistress1 April 26, 2006

Toss Her Like A Salad 

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.
Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.
Toss Her Like A Salad by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

Toss My Salad 

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)
Toss My Salad by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.
Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.
woofed my salad by CB_ April 26, 2006

Weiner Salad 

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.
I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!
Weiner Salad by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005

ham salad 

Tyler novaceks vagina
derek eats ham salad everyday
ham salad by brendon w February 4, 2009