Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Stone-Henge

A Stone henge is the sexual act of having multiple men have sex with 1 woman. Much like the "Eiffel Tower" where there are 2 men having sex with 1 woman, and the "Golden Gate Bridge" Where there are 5 men having sex with 1 woman, the Stone henge requires more individuals. Often times can be done with one man engaging in intercourse and the rest watching, waiting patiently for their turn.

"Hey bro wanna come stone-henge with me?"
"Fuck yeah! Lets do it."

by TheRexlycan December 22, 2023

stone boys

boys that are really into drugs. They get high very often and they go crazy without their drugs. They basically need drugs to live. weed

boy: *takes a hit* *passes the joint* someone: you guys are stone boys

by suzy lynn May 18, 2019

Rosetta Stoned

The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.

Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.

by YungSebs June 2, 2016

Rosetta Stone

A pretty good software that will make the green owl very very angry if you use.

Green owl: It's time to do your Spanish lessons!
You: No thanks I'm using Rosetta Stone.
Green owl: Don't fall asleep

by PuncherOfTrees January 3, 2024