The O-Zone

Relates to a Q&A section on a sports team’s website, staffed by a long-serving, under appreciated writer who engages in witty wordplay, banter and (occasionally) insightful commentary on said sports team.

“Dude, do you read the O-Zone?”

“Do I? The K.O.A.F’s interesting comments are, interesting!”

“It’s always coaching in the NFL right?”

by MrBauxite June 21, 2025

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the red zone

where the prostitutes are; usually downtown

"Lets go to the red zone tonight and pick up some chicks!"

by someon1657 June 20, 2019

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The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

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Mute Zone

When you chief the keef and get so blasted you can't speak.

(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehehe
(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehahaheha
(Jarvis)- Damn I think my man T. Stark got sent into the mute zone. Man's kind of a leightweight.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

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pizza pal zone

It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza

“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”

“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”

by bigdaddee May 25, 2024

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Friend Zone

Friend Zone-an unbreakable box where you can never EVER escape. When a person says "lets just be friends" and you want to fucking die because you know they like somebody else. You had a chance and you royally fucked it up my dude.

see; heartbroken, forbidden love, lonely nights, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I think we really hit it off and I want to ask you on a date
Person 2 pulls out pepper spray
Person 1 is now stuck in the Friend zone

by go to bed its 3am June 15, 2022

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