desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.

"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"

by K September 8, 2003

dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!

"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"

by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020

Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

by LinusUrgo June 20, 2008

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum June 16, 2016

dick fade

Monetary compensation for playing with a penis (not your own, boys).... to catch a Dick Fade is to turn a trick, get a call for a call girl, to hit a lick by taking some sucker's scrilla for stroking his penis till you know, watever. Derivitive of hyphy gangster venacular of So Cal in which to meet your customers to sell your dope is called, "catching a Fade"

Im bout to go hit a Dick Fade..... (laughs) DICK FAAAAAADEEE!!! (She Cackles all the way to bank)

by RTFO Mofo July 10, 2016