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Count Dankula

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.
Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.
by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020
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Dankwich

The Dankwich is a high-quality sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. Often times, there is also lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. And lots of olive oil. This famous recipe is known to have been created by a certain individual in North Carolina. It has since been heard being said in the Midwest, most notably around St. Louis, Missouri.
Remember kids, if it ain't high-quality, it ain't a dankwich...


Jimmy John's Employee: Hi, would you like to try our special today, the ultraviolet booty sandwich?
You: Um, yes please. I'd love a dankwich.
by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009
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Diggity-Dankness

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.
Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness
by Dj Puck October 14, 2004
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dankfest

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09
Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.
by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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dankels

freaking sweet, mad nice, super duper. as if u were going to say very dank instead you would say dankels
That party was dankels.
by Ryan Williamson December 29, 2007
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Danktacular

The longation of the word 'DANK' meaning very awesome, or cool.
Something said to have very high quality.
The F Flat Orchestra played such a danktacular show tonight!
by Nikki B! January 10, 2008
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