crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

Crotch Rotch

When two guys balls rub against guys thighs it creates a rash.

Awwww man I got crotch rotch.

by Scary turtle June 22, 2020

crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.

In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021

Crotch nigger

An irritating person like a rash that smells like ass grease

Chandelar is a crotch nigger

by Leecifer#1 April 13, 2021

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008

Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence February 12, 2009

funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

by 8not8my8real8name July 23, 2012