widows 

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

widows by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

window of opportunity 

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).

1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.

window of opportunity by Jeffrey Douglas February 1, 2007

window licker 

a retarded person(s) in back of minibus

drool drool er er drool slober

window licker by sean whelan May 23, 2002

window licker 

When used to describe oneself, it is a comic expression used to indicate a unique and eccentric nature, i.e. one who does not follow the norm of life.
Certain people use this expression to be hurtful and condescending, while others enjoy being recognized as extraordinary.

Window Lickers Unite is a group of people gathered together as a family unit of unique individuals with common goals.
We are window lickers.

window licker by alienation nation March 16, 2010

out the window 

A phrase used to add emphasis, or further one's point

You have cool points out the window.

out the window by A-Tizzle August 5, 2006

window shopper 

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

window shopper by trinhdang April 13, 2008

window cringe 

That painfully awkward moment when you are checking your reflection out on a car window, spending ideally over a minute grooming your hair or pouting YET there is someone inside the car directly looking at you confused and worried...you dont realise he or she is in the car so you carrying on checking yourself out.
then you notice them looking at you and you quickly have to run away forgetting everything which happened.

Shiv was totally guilty of window cringe the other day, thats why we didnt invite him for drinks tonight...the vain bastard.

window cringe by shivdas99 April 23, 2011