Two weeks

The amount of time we thought the quairteen would last but no, people are not paitent

I wish it was all just Two weeks

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

weeking

weekly meeting

I hate going to weekings.

by am50em November 10, 2013

Next Weekend

The weekend after this weekend.
For example, if it's Tuesday September 14th, the first day of Next Weekend is Saturday September 25th.

Curt: Are we gonna party next weekend?

Jordan: Yeah, cause I'm too busy to party this weekend.

by tumelo September 13, 2021

Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Weekly Standard

A weekly conservative magazine.

I enjoy reading the Weekly Standard

by gishdawg September 17, 2005

Weeksy

A fat scouser in a leather suit who's only purpose is to be ass fucked.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

The Weeknd

Abel Tesfaye - he is an artist. He will make you want him by telling you he will rescue you, but won't love you. He will get you high, imagine you are someone else while fucking you. He is your worst enemy, and will pass you around his crew and will make you like it. He will leave you like a bird and admit he is so wrong, but won't apologize. He is the most wanted man alive!

Listening to The Weeknd while having sex, is like not wearing a condom. You're just asking for a baby!

by dredae October 5, 2013