Tugboat

An obese woman who enjoys giving handjobs.

"I was afraid that tugboat last night was going to give me torsion."

by This is your Face on ACID August 21, 2008

Tugboat

An unbelievably beautiful girl.

First coined by Vin Man Chan from LSA.

Yo D-pots, check out those tugboats.

Yo Jeff,can you put me on with that tugboat from the toga party?

Yo S-Dot, you know who never gets any tugboats... that's right.. Large Matt.

by Mass Debator February 24, 2009

Thurbo

Thurbo-the ultimate stage of being a hobo, fueled by Carls JR and Meff

"That Thurbo asked for some spare change and my famous star from Hot Carls!"

by Lee Lemon April 14, 2010

Tubophobia

A burst of anxiety experienced by an infrequent underground traveller coming out of a tube station to visit a resident friend. Tubophobia comes as a consequence of invasion of private space on the tube, usually caused by a massive influx of football or rugby fans, partygoers or money beggars at major stations.

Reduction of private space is often intensified by focused yet hazy staring, vocal but unarticulated utterance of words, intended but missed body touching due to impaired sense of balance.

Tubophobia can affect both sexes and is usually overcome in 10 minutes after exiting the tube station.

Friend: 'OMG, I am completely shocked by all those people that invaded the train at Kings Cross!'
Me: 'What do you mean, did somebody harass you?'
Friend: 'No, it just felt so weird because the train suddenly got packed with people.'
Me: 'C'mon, relax and start enjoying your night out. You will agonize over tubophobia on your way back.

by No-walk-blocker October 27, 2012

Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

turbalicious

Man wearing a turban that was awkwardly constructed

the word that describes you being turbalicious

by dustyflo January 24, 2015

Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015