conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved

I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls

by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017

scoop ball

Someone with common knowledge but don't wanna see the light at the end of a tunnel.

He is a real scoop ball .

by Starpower16 May 23, 2016

ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

dippin balls

a t-bag on any object and or thing

when that girl passes out im so dippin balls in her mouth

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

by furrysmurf February 12, 2010

dripping balls

When your scrotum has so much semen on it from banging chicks all night it drips from each testicle. The same effect can be reached when getting out of the water after skinny-dipping

Girl at nude beach- "OMG that guy's dripping balls are disgusting!"

by _guy_who_can_define_anything May 12, 2014

Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021