Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.

I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.

by 15th round June 8, 2023

Quantavyious Tinglefarts Figglehillbottom III

A large black male over the age of 60 that is on Twitter or now know as (X) and trolls anyone and everyone.

That dawg on Quantavyious Tinglefarts Figglehillbottom III!!! He’s is such a troll

by Tinglefarts August 27, 2023

tism tingle

When you have a strong sense of who is or who may be on the spectrum

Girl 1: There’s another person I recognize on the spectrum
Girl 2: Damn you must have the tism tingle!

by mentallyspICy August 18, 2024

Dingle Tingle

when you have to do a presentation and your penis gets hard and starts to tingle

i was going to present but the i had i massive Dingle Tingle

by balllickingdog December 18, 2023

Holey Tingle

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.

Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023

moscow tingler

A torture technique involving a car battery and the male genitalia.

Looks like someone's pissed off Putin; they'll probably be receiving the Moscow tingler as we speak.

by itswil0511 March 28, 2024