Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible

"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"

by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026

Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.

Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.

by Bertrigga November 26, 2025

What’s splashing

A word phrase used as a question, or greeting to see what’s going on in that moment of time.

EX: “what’s up?”, “what’s going on?”, “what’s happening?”, “what’s popping?”.

“Hey, what’s splashing bro?”.

by Awwwp April 25, 2019

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

Slash the Great

The most famous tso-lotus fan of them all. Slash the Great founded and maintains the "Lotus Is Bad On LAN" club. He is known for his stealthy Japanese AWP skill and affinity for cutting meat at Albertson's.

tso-lotus stole Slash the Great's sweatshirt about a year ago and won't give it back.

by ger November 29, 2004

splasion

another word for "everything"

holy crap look at that splasion!

im gonna go play splasion now.

suck my splasion.

by wgioeivwelriowb July 20, 2008

slashsauce

to masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh.

Slash17: fuck. i procrastinate a lot and shit. i have a 5 page paper about Wikipedia's reliability as a source, and i fuckin partied ALL weekend, and now I'm back, it's 10:30, and I'm soooooo tired I can barely operate. I slept a total of 6 hours all weekend. I'm wearing the same shirt I was Friday morning. My hair feels like roadkill. I smell like a train crash. What do I do?

Aran: Masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh and slashsauce.

by Jobe From DTF (Someone esle took plain Jobe) July 20, 2008