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Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.
Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.
by Bertrigga November 26, 2025
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What’s splashing

A word phrase used as a question, or greeting to see what’s going on in that moment of time.

EX: “what’s up?”, “what’s going on?”, “what’s happening?”, “what’s popping?”.
Hey, what’s splashing bro?”.
by Awwwp April 25, 2019
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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024
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Slash the Great

The most famous tso-lotus fan of them all. Slash the Great founded and maintains the "Lotus Is Bad On LAN" club. He is known for his stealthy Japanese AWP skill and affinity for cutting meat at Albertson's.
tso-lotus stole Slash the Great's sweatshirt about a year ago and won't give it back.
by ger November 29, 2004
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splasion

holy crap look at that splasion!

im gonna go play splasion now.

suck my splasion.
by wgioeivwelriowb July 20, 2008
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slashsauce

to masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh.
Slash17: fuck. i procrastinate a lot and shit. i have a 5 page paper about Wikipedia's reliability as a source, and i fuckin partied ALL weekend, and now I'm back, it's 10:30, and I'm soooooo tired I can barely operate. I slept a total of 6 hours all weekend. I'm wearing the same shirt I was Friday morning. My hair feels like roadkill. I smell like a train crash. What do I do?

Aran: Masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh and slashsauce.
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