Salad

1. a usually cold dish, covered with a dressing;
2. mixtures either arranged or tossed and served with a moist dressing;
3. any herb or green vegetable, as lettuce, used for salads or eaten raw;
4. any mixture or assortment;
5. Talented, Awesome, Gorgeous and Good For The Environment;

B'girl Epitome is Salad!

by Told you so! June 15, 2007

Salamander

An acient wannaba dinosaur

Whats wrong salamander?
I cant find my Jurassic Park pillow anymore

by Guess :) April 8, 2003

tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by Chris Rock June 15, 2003

side salad

A side Salad is a female whom you would like to have cheeky, no strings attached sex with

"0o0o look at that side salad, I just wana stick it in her shitter"

by Jack87 June 14, 2008

salamander

1. elemental spirit of fire.
2. brightly coloured tetrapod reptile.

Hey look, a salamander, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 23, 2008

Salamanca

A city in western Spain, located on top of a big, flat mountain. It was made famous thanks to a battle at which the Duke of Wellington’s British and Portuguese troops thrashed the French while the Duke’s Spanish allies enjoyed a relaxing siesta after a hearty lunch of pig (see “Cuisine” below).

PEOPLE - Populated by a curious mixture of Castilian locals (“Salmantinos”) and American students. For nine months of the year, the Salmantinos walk the streets, wearing at least four layers of clothing, a hat, scarf and gloves, and complaining about the cold. For the other three months, they wear at least two layers of clothing and a hat, and complain about the heat. At all times, the Americans walk the streets, remarking that everything is “gee, really neat”. Both the Salmantinos and Americans secretly wished that they lived in Andalusia.

CLIMATE - Cold, very cold, f**king freezing, or f**king boiling.

ACCENT - The Salmatinos (unsuccessfully) mimick the accent of their better-spoken neighbours, the good people of Valladolid.

CUISINE - The Salmantinos enjoy a varied diet of roast pig, pork sausages and ham, sometimes eating a stew made with all three and a few boiled chickpeas thrown in. Fish lovers can choose from trout stuffed with ham or trout wrapped in ham. On special occasions (see below), it is traditional to eat a pig pasty.

SPECIAL OCCASIONS - On the second Monday after Easter Sunday, the Salmantinos celebrate the return of prostitutes to the city following Lenten abstinence. Female Salmantinos bake a pig pasty which is eaten by male Salmantinos so they have lots of energy for their evening in the puticlub (brothel).

MONUMENTS - The Plaza Mayor features a plaque to the City’s founder, the Duke of Wellington. Not content with one cathedral, the city has two - both of which are quite good.

THINGS TO DO - Learn genuine Salamancan Spanish - “¡Ay, qué frío! ¡Ay, qué calor! ¡Ojalá viviera en Andalucía!" - with a genuine Salamancan accent - “Gee, Salamanca es una ciudad realmente neat!”. Alternatively, catch a train to Portugal, Avila or Valladolid.

I'm going to study in Salamanca. It's oniy an hour or so from cool places like Avila and Valladolid.

by ayayay April 6, 2008