by Necroptosis January 19, 2025
Get the Robert Tickleriusmug. The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the Blowjob Robertsmug. Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
by Hesofine12 November 20, 2023
Get the Robert battsmug. 
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
Get the Robertmug. The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.
by Lord fard December 17, 2022
Get the Robertmug. by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024
Get the Robertmug.