by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009
Get the shoot nuts mug." What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
by MinuteRiceMan March 29, 2017
Get the Tug a nut mug.Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.
Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016
Get the Nut dong mug.A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020
Get the Nut time mug.Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.
Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.
Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.
Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.
by abrasive personality September 4, 2011
Get the Nut Dial mug.by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019
Get the hug nuts mug.On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the
only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
by Victor francis May 17, 2019
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