satan's jizz 

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

ropes of jizz 

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.

Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot

ropes of jizz by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015

Ghost Jizz 

This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.

Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.

Ghost Jizz by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008

post-jizz fatigue 

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

post-jizz fatigue by bob mcgee jr July 15, 2011

Phantom Jizz 

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

Phantom Jizz by Vandilan June 8, 2015

clown jizz 

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

clown jizz by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

girl jizz 

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter”

Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well

girl jizz by The Foopinator August 7, 2017