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cat-bushed 

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.
I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.
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Cat envy 

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
Cat envy by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

cat random sprint 

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.
cat random sprint by pussy cat December 2, 2016

Cat kneading dough gif 

Slang:gif- I want to massage and/or sleep with you.

Syn: 'netflix and chill'
Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.

cat porn 

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot
Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn
cat porn by Cat porn December 12, 2019