Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021

ball pit

Lots of males in one place, usually naked.

My gym locker room turned into a total ball pit after new years, naked dudes everywhere.

by kairamat January 16, 2015

ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

scoop ball

Someone with common knowledge but don't wanna see the light at the end of a tunnel.

He is a real scoop ball .

by Starpower16 May 23, 2016

charmin balls

The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.

She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.

Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!

by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011