Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.

matthew whittimore is a dick head

by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017

Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum

I have just saint Matthew you

by Zekekez April 22, 2022

matthew

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matthew you suck

by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matthew

SEXY ASS MAN

He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.

Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah

by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022

Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.

random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"

by mattthebatxxx October 12, 2022