Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.

Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.

by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

Crotchkins

The act of non-schalantly scoring an awesome view between the legs of a hot (or any) female wearing a skirt while sitting down, with a napkin in her lap. Note: you may also call "crotchkins" in the absence of a napkin.

While Nick was walking by a young college female at an Italian restaurant, he nudged his buddy and called out "CROTCHKINS" upon seeing the 100% white cotton panties peeking out from between her legs.

by Crotch King June 15, 2013

Crotch Berries

slang word for herps or GW

"man i went down on this chick and she had a serious case of crotch berries"

by Crotch Berries November 28, 2014

Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.

Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia April 8, 2016

Cronch

1. Often used to expressed a bite eaten of metal

2. Used to describe a hot entity

You know ryuk from death note, yeah he’s a fucking cronch for sure.

by The dude who invented cronch May 8, 2018

Cronch

fucking real good

Yo did you and cayla cronch in the tent

“we sure did”

by butterfingers August 23, 2019