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Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
by anabananahammock August 23, 2011
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paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.
whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!
by 6699442200 June 28, 2020
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Water Hungry

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"
by hnjefhnwjmakerjmdwa July 2, 2020
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Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
by Vibe central February 7, 2022
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Forrest Waters

A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chicks because they are confused into doing crazy things when he is around.
"Stop being a Waters!"
by Steve Marty February 24, 2005
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shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money
jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts
by will February 25, 2004
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