iPod Touch

The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.

Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.

by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018

ginger child toucher

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.

Fergie is such a ginger child toucher!

by BrynRob88 October 1, 2020

Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

A woman’s touch

Something you have never felt

Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021

Trucha

In Argentina. Face.

Mira la trucha de ese tipo. Look at the fece of this guy.

by makato August 3, 2008