shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

by Killa1031 June 6, 2009

Shark

modern day entrepreneur who does not much to make a great deal.

that boy a shark he stacked mad paper from that car wash and got three other business.

by Maverick Waters March 12, 2014

sark

i made this up but i feel it is needed. it is a person who is critical and/or hypocritical about everything and thinks he/she is always rite everyone else is inferior. can also be sarcastic about everything

The sark said his A+ report was a piece of shit even though the sark did not do one.

by randomamerican May 27, 2006

SHARK JUMPER

based on the phrase "Jumping the shark".
Used to describe a person who at one time may have been seen in a favorable light - and is now unfavorable to be around.

At one time, said individual's shortcomings may have been tolerable, overshadowed by their good qualities - now the individual has become intolerable and brutal to be in the company of.

John officially became a shark jumper when he stopped pitching in for gas money

You became a shark jumper 5 monutes after I met you.

Everyone loved Taniya when she came to town, I could tell she was a shark jumper from the get-go.

by Glenn Mayonaise December 9, 2010

Dark shark

A term to describe someone who is aggressive, powerful, explosive, agile and intelligent Like a hunting shark at night

That guys turns into a dark shark on the field

by xan lopez September 1, 2018

Mud Shark

Another word for droppin a load/ taking a poop

Ill be back i gotta lay a few mud sharks

by yungshitstain November 12, 2019

Jump the Shark

Idiom meaning to overcome that which has taken one's power.

~ Juliet Bennett

In order to emotionally move on, unrequited Love requires one to 'jump the shark.'

by Cloud Hopper December 15, 2011