old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

The Silver Surfer

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.

“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

by 8==========I> May 27, 2019

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Pacific Beach surfer

Pacific Beach surfer - noun phrase - a fuckboy who does not think

Wesley has never seen psychotronictruth.com - what a mfing Pacific Beach surfer!

by RobMatrix March 6, 2022

E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.

"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."

by xJTxx April 21, 2023