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The Silver Surfer 

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.
James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

The Deadpool 

When you use a knife and a dildo combined and enter someone.
“Hey, bro, I used the Deadpool on my girl last night. She’s in a coma now.”