Muschelschnecke

a muschelschnecke is the german term for foreskin. It is used for storage of foods and childeren.

A: I am so hungry, do you have any Food in your Muschelschnecke?
B: No I already gave it to my gilf.
A: ohh ok.
B: jizzpasito...

by jizzonyourdad June 18, 2019

Muscle Fox

'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.

"Jeez Ollie, your such a muscle fox!" said Charlotte.

by Dr. Whybra March 8, 2007

muschinske

a guy that has short blonde hair and wears his girlfriends smiley face earings. he also can't stop making that damn duckface. he might think it's gorgeous, but that's only because it is. not really. mmm cookies

poop muschinske.

by heyguyswhatsupi'mlame April 6, 2010

Mulcher

Vultures that live in the mulch.
Natural habitat: Lowes
Mortal enemies: Mulch Tigers
Prey of choice: OSLG

Can only be defeated with a team led by a feahless leadah.

OH FUCK POCKETS WATCH OUT FOR THE MULCHERS!!

by OSLG Bandit June 18, 2011

muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.

N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.

by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012

Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

Munchengladback

1. When someone's pants/trousers are so tight it looks like their butt crack is munching on them

"That girl/guy has a serious case of munchengladback"

by Blonde-Lawyer November 13, 2013