msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005

sext message

a booty call in the form of a text message

After receiving a sext message, John left the party early for some action across town.

by M Elizabeth April 8, 2007

Cajun mess hall

The act of having a hot sauce enema and having someone else suck it out

My ass still burns after Robert treated me to a Cajun mess hall

by tootiefoodie August 3, 2010

hot mess hash

the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.

Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

by whatdahuck May 11, 2011

Eaton Mess

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

by SoFarSoGudd August 20, 2013

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

Alana messenger

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx

Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl

by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019