flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

Flassteen

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Gorgeous is an understatement. She's insightful with her wise, witty and outgoing nature and she never lets anyone down. She is INCREDIBLY strong and will always follow through with her dreams. She's a phenomenal sister and all she does is give and love with her beautiful heart.

Person 1:
Duuuude I wish I could be flassteen like that!

Person 2:
I'm not even that Flassteen!

by NyLovesMe (; April 29, 2012

flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, vacation or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual, on going, hook-up, on sleeping terms, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2012

flashbanging

The act of crushing dreams.

Ryan is about to get a serious flashbanging.

by BJR November 8, 2012

Flash job

n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."

Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.

by Gavin free May 7, 2013

Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.

‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush

by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014

flashymvp

A sexy beast, that shit talks 24/7 on WoW and facebook. I'm the most coolest kid there will ever be in your life time.

Flashymvp: You're a cum guzzling whore.
Alyssa: Fuck you
Flashymvp: When.

by Flashymvp#1105 May 9, 2014