crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

crotch-low

people who go down during the first date and only take fuck as an answer

why you so crotch-low ? cos you are being a hoe atm

by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016