pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances

That took some real maternal cojones!

by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024

hillbilly condo

Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.

Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.

by SeaCrone January 21, 2025

hillbilly condo

A Hillbilly Condo is run by those that want to have fun, right now, right here. Don’t worry about the rules…you can out drink them.

A hillbilly condo meeting has lots of yelling, a few “take it out to the parking lot” phrases, and the police being called to break it up.

by SeaCrone January 21, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.

Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.

by SeaCrone January 24, 2025

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026