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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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Jellies

Any squishy part on a person's or creature's anatomy. Bellies, balls, tummies and paws are all prime examples of the medical term 'Jellies'.
Babe, let me touch your jellies!
by YouPoopin? April 14, 2020
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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Jelly Button

The hole through which jelly is injected into a jelly-filled doughnut.
A man with a beard has the best chance of cleanly eating a jelly-filled doughnut if he starts at the jelly button.
by Bald-Matt March 13, 2020
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jelly

Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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jelly insole

When you purposefully cum into a pair of shoes, hopefully somebody elses.
God d**nit, Tyler put jelly insoles into my new kicks!! I just fn bought these!!
by zedaenious April 29, 2020
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limegreen jelly

Playful, non-intrusive form of jealousy/envy.
Her hair bow was so pretty, made me limegreen jelly til I learnt how to tie my own.
by iKnewB4U August 20, 2020
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