soup

when you're too lazy to chew so you blend your food and drink it with a straw

Guy 1: what are you drinking?
Guy 2 (lazy): pizza soup

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

march 16

When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio

Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

sacrifice

when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it

Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

pineapple

Dildos for real men

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

jelly

Lube, if you're not a coward

Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

Complain

The opposite of enjoy

Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020

water

flavorless soup

Guy 3: my mom's soup is delicious
Guy 1: hell no it's just water

by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020