Definitions by 99coronasonawall

Candace

More like candace dick fit in your mouth

Guy 1: did you see candace this weekend?
Guy 2: who's candance?

Candace by 99coronasonawall July 17, 2020

Happy yesterbirth 

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

Happy yesterbirth by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

Guy 1

Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down

Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta

Guy 1 by 99coronasonawall March 18, 2020

Complain 

The opposite of enjoy

Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining

Complain by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

jelly 

Lube, if you're not a coward

Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible

jelly by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

pineapple 

Dildos for real men

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men

pineapple by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

sacrifice 

when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it

Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made

sacrifice by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020