11 definitions by 99coronasonawall

1
When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio
Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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2
Lube, if you're not a coward
Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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4
Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down
Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta
by 99coronasonawall March 18, 2020
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What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day
Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide
by 99coronasonawall June 02, 2020
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when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it
Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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