soup

when you're too lazy to chew so you blend your food and drink it with a straw
Guy 1: what are you drinking?
Guy 2 (lazy): pizza soup
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march 16

When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio
Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me
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sacrifice

when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it
Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made
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pineapple

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men
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jelly

Lube, if you're not a coward
Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible
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Complain

Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining
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water

Guy 3: my mom's soup is delicious
Guy 1: hell no it's just water
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