Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

visitor shit

a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell

dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"

by mr eudcation December 31, 2008

[big shit sandwich]

verb- giving an unexpected or very intense disappointment to another person, team, group, ect.

The Giants gave the Patriots a big shit sandwich in the Superbowl.

by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 12, 2009

[shit fabulous]

When something is attempted to be good but is a mere failure of the original idea or concept.

Theese muffins are shit fabulous compared to cupcakes...

by N0RDY February 5, 2009

shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonympseudonym November 5, 2008

shit-takkiye

Chinese dish. Commonly used as a swear word. Specifically Ryuta's word.

On time Johnny B cut his finger off, o shit-takkiye!

by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi October 13, 2008